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अल्ताफ भाई
अल्ताफ भाई के एरिया में रैप हुआ. जो लड़का रेप किया उसको अल्ताफ् भाई के पास लाया. अल्ताफ:अपुन का एरिया हे, ये जानते हुवे भी तूने...
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लकङहारा
एक दिन नदी किनारे लकड़ी काटने वाला पेड़ पर चढ़कर लकड़ियाँ काट रहा था... पेड़ काटते-काटते उसकी कुल्हाड़ी नदी में गिर गई वह रोने लगा,...
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VALUE OF A DOT.
A girl got 1st class in B.Ed exam! Her excited BOYFRIEND sent SMS to girl's father. 'Your daughter is first...
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Logical and Legal.
Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Profe...
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सच्चा प्यार
निर्मल बाबा से एक लडके ने पूँछा- आखिर ये सच्चा प्यार होता क्या है... . . . निर्मल बाबा (मुस्कुरा कर) -“बच्चा जब आपकी प्रेमिका मूल...
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BAAP BEHOSH.... BETA MADHOSH......
Ek Baap ne apne bete ko ginti k zariye bathroom Jana sikhaya.. 1. zip kholo 2. pipi nikalo 3. skin pichhe khicho 4. su...
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PROVE THAT
PROVE THAT 2/10=2 Japanese student: Wrong question. Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya. American st...
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एक मच्छर
रात को सोने से पहले एक मच्छर जरूर मार दियाकरे, ताकि . . . . . . . . . . . . बाकी के मच्छर उसके जनाजे पर चले जायें, और आप मज...
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SCIENCE KEHTA HAI
SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai.. . . Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ...
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GIRLS R INTELLIGENT
One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to he...
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Think Before You Speak
WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - d...
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इंटरव्यू इन अमेरिका
इंटरव्यू इन अमेरिका मेनेजर- So where r u from? Candidate- सर, from इंडिया. मेनेजर- अरे वाह भाई, इंडिया मे कहाँ से हो? Candid...
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श्वास
संडासमे मै बैठा था.. ढुंगणपे बसला डास, संडासमे मै बैठा था.. ढुंगणपे बसला डास, मैने ऐसा सोडा वास.. के डासने सोडा श्वास ! -कवी आपलेच आव...
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Dark In Here
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal ...
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थंडीच्या दिवसात
थंडीच्या दिवसात अख्खी रात्र एकच विचार करण्यात जाते की.., . . . . . . . . . . . . . साला, चादरीत हवा येतेय तरी कुठुन.
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Equations
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time !!!! Equation1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep...
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A Woman and Her Husband
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened? Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every ...
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