Rajnikanth was shot today...
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
When Rajni was a student, teachers
used to bunk classes!
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line
with a compass!
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs
out!!
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter scale!
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
When God watched Robot, he said,
"Oh my Rajnikanth!"
Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame
Tussauds at his house!!
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since
Light came second!!
Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside”
Rajnikant can produce fire by
rubbing 2 ice cubes..
Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets
tired..
In the back cover of "WORLD
RECORD BOOKS" its written..all
records are held by rajnikant..listed
names are second in place...
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