SCIENCE KEHTA HAI

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..

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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !

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Stupid Science

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kasam se bachpan se genius hu...

Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya  

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Cow & Cat both are sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you, 

Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon,

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

No claps plz.... 

I dnt like publicity.. 

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, 

Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga

Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:

1. Pahli baat

Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.

2. Aur dusri baat : Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti hai..

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, 

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

frnds

Daily:

1 Appl e            =    No Doctor

1Tulsi Patta =    No Cancer

1 Nimbu            =    No Fat

1 Glass Milk =    No Bone Problms

3 Ltr Water  =    Skin Saaf

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Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh 

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